Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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