i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dear god my vagina.
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