STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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