More tranny stories later!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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