Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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