there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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