left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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