Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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