You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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