you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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