My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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