whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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