I must be too annoying 4 u.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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