no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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I supernannyed him into submission
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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