Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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