I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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