is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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