Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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