Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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