It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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