You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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