could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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