i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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