You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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