i just wanna soil my oats bro
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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