I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So apparently I’m into choking now
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