He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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