quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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