I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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