wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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