youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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