I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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