I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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