so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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