my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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