just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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