My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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