i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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