How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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