do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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