He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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