So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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