im about as happy as oj after his trial
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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