i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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