I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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