You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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