If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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