CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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