i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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