now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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