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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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